Letter from an "Engineer" to God

The Almighty,

Saviour of Engineers,

Residing in Heaven.

Subject:- Requesting your blessings and a little help in exams

My Lord,

        It's Christmas and New Year time again. An occasion of celebration and enjoyment. A time when your children should be out on the streets rejoicing. But the Satan has devised a plan to spoil the festive mood. He has taken the form of our "respected" principal and has scheduled exams during this time.

        Satan has made sure that once again I have failed to prepare for the exam.He has used lucrative means like Booze, Cards, Movies, Parties, etc to deviate me from my studies (just as he has been doing for the last 3 years). This time he added another weapon to his inventory. FACEBOOK! How the hell.... sorry. How on earth am I supposed to study with so many distractions.

        My Lord, I request you.. nah I beg you to bless me with knowledge (without studying). Please please please pass me in this last year of my engineering career. I won't trouble you with anymore exam-time requests after this. Please have mercy on your child!!

Thanking you.

Yours' lovingly (& devoted)

.............

(7th semester Mechanical)

P.S :- I forgot to mention my roll no. It is 1SI07ME...