Thursday, June 2, 2011

Rumblings of a Typhoid Patient :(


Thanks to the shithead college administration and their neglect of the fact that the water purifier wasn't purifying water anymore almost half my college is down with typhoid. SITians are so regularly ill that the local Manipal hospital offers 15% discount to anyone from SIT. But I'm deviating from the topic. I have got loads of negative points to write about my college but for now I'll concentrate on Typhoid. 
I certainly don't remember contracting any of of these long term sickness before. This was my first experience. Being a Typhoid patient earned me a new title "TYPHI", although I cannot lay complete claim to it as many others share it with me. This stupid typhoid has sucked all the strength out of me just as a leech sucks blood. For anyone who has read Harry Potter I'd liken Typhoid to a dementor. Once it has made contact you feel you'll never be strong again.
To regain my strength my friends force me to eat apples. I have hated apples since I was a kid. Any ailment that makes me have apples everyday certainly can't be in my good books. Add to that the fact that it has got me bedridden in my last few days at college. And worst of all it prevents me from having chicken. For all the above reasons I hate Typhoid.

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