My CRAZY Friend..

There is an idiot,

I love her most.
More than anything,

Even chicken roast.

She is such a jerk,

She'll scream at you,
But when you're in trouble,

She'll come to rescue you.

A dreadful singer,

But a wonderful friend.

She'll always be there for you,

Until the very end.

She'll get you food,

When you are hungry,
And snatch it from you,

To make you angry.

She is crazy,

But she is sweet,

She is deaf,

But she can tweet.

I really love her,

She is the best,

She is my best friend,

Even better than the best.